Get the Sobsmug. (Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017
Get the Sob cakemug. by Dalingoudntkno614 November 29, 2023
Get the Sobmug. STANDING ON BIDNESSS
u get shi done first then talk abt it. you always do what u say u gon . can b used to say u succeeding . also means u b in yo own lane only worrying bout yo self
u get shi done first then talk abt it. you always do what u say u gon . can b used to say u succeeding . also means u b in yo own lane only worrying bout yo self
by 2flee October 29, 2023
Get the SOBmug. A Santomenno Son of a Bitch
An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.
An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.
by microwsoft August 1, 2018
Get the Santomenno SOBmug. You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.
Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015
Get the sob constipationmug. 