Cum Snail

A cum snail is when a female is laying down on her back, and the male pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
then flips the female onto her belly, and slaps her ass making her crawl forwards, leaving behind a white slimy trail similar to snails. but very more messy and visible.

ye bro, watson totally Cum Snailed sam.

by coochie-coo [O] August 1, 2019

snail breasts

A large shell noodle, often eating with melted cheese.

Wow, these snail breasts are good!

by jennasea May 27, 2017

Black snail

Tall skinny white dude who is on probation and addicted to coffee creamer and Copenhagen.

Likes to take plane rides over Austin

I like to take me a big ole dip of Copenhagen cause I'm the black snail

by Black Burro June 1, 2017

Apology Snail

The "Snail" emoticon found on iPhones. Used as a form of apology during text conversations, in place of the words "I'm sorry."

"I made my girlfriend mad when we were texting last night. So I sent her an apology snail, and it's all smoothed over now."

by The Rad Hatter July 18, 2016

Snail kisses

When you kiss someone but instead of pulling away you hold your lips on their skin and slowly drag your lips across their skin. Snail kisses are best done with wet lips to leave a trail of saliva on their skin.

Thiago juicy lips made my arm wet after all the snail kisses.

by Svo4 June 6, 2021

mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods

The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.

by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022

Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.

Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.

by Zide July 6, 2009