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Smegetarian

On a smegetarian diet, which is comparable to veganism and vegetarianism, the only food that may be consumed is smegma, the substance found on an unwashed penis.
Lily is smegetarian, didn't you know?
by Ol Meanings January 2, 2023
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segs with forso

segs with forso
-i had segs with forso
by error77 February 20, 2023
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Smegma male

1. A highly badass individual who doesn't care about the cool girls, but really wants to be noticed by the female gender

2. has a smelly dick
Smegma males unite! 🪨🥤
by DSDATURA August 15, 2023
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Papa Smegler

Hey look there’s Papa Smegler
by Deng Deng June 24, 2019
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Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.
I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher
by Smegma Cocklicker January 13, 2011
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Road Smegma

Nasty crap in the gutter stuff, oil, tar, chippings etc.
'He decked off his bike and got a face full of road smegma.'
by Clank May 31, 2007
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smegma stache

v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
by destructifierakus November 10, 2004
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