Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

SMS

Shuck my shrimp

I love you.

- Sms

by Shuckmyshrimp October 15, 2019

Sms

Shoot My-Self

“My girlfriend got a husband, might sms.”

by DeFee May 19, 2024

SMS

Shoot my shot

I’m gonna sms with Jane this weekend!

by jburbandictionary May 21, 2021

SMS

Suck my strap

Which is used if your a girl and you don’t have a dick and you wanna say suck my dick but instead replace dick with strap.

Her: your dumb af

Me: smd

Her: you can sms

by Neé December 8, 2017

icl ts pmo sm rn fr. sybau💔💔

i can't lie this pisses me off so much right now for real. shut your bitchass up 💔💔

johnny comments "icl ts pmo sm rn fr. sybau💔💔" under a comment kelly posted on a tiktok video which johnny found irrelivant.

by icl ts pmo sm rn fr March 12, 2025

SMS

abbreviation for “Suck My Sandwich”

Nona: What is an SMS?

Sam: Suck My Sandwich. Now do my laundry

by Don't get me in trouble February 21, 2021