I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

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Slamocking

To slay or make out with someone in a hammock.

Hey girl, did you want to go slamocking this weekend?

Yeah, I'd be down for that.

by What'sThePassword August 13, 2016

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slomo sapiens • Slomo Pogo • Slomobile • slomock • slomocrunktion • Slomolol • Slomongitis • slomophobic • slomopopo • slomorah

slobosaurus

A slob on a Jurassic scale. One with the hunger of a T-Rex.

I was a complete slobosaurus as I devoured $27 worth of White Castle.

by Andrew George Pierre Aubry June 12, 2019

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Scomophobic

An australian state of anger provoked by the overall rejection of bullsh*t politicians.

-Fu*k I'm so pissed by all these bushfires happening and our politicians flying off to Haiwaii!!!
- Mate, you're definitely scomophobic.

by Joel Lakeesh Mittal January 7, 2020

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ScoMophillia

ScoMophillia also known is a sexual attraction or sexual act which involves a ScoMo, an unusually rare and endangered species of Australian Prime ministers. It usually involves arousal by forced hand shakes, shitting one's self at Engadine Maccas, Gaslighting the general public, or whilst holidaying in secret in Hawaii, all whilst being smirked at.

Hey babe what really turn you on.. I'm into ScomoPhillia porn...

You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers

by HonestD00d January 8, 2020

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