sloth moccasin

A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.

I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.

Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.

by Dr. Slippy &The Trouser Snakes January 24, 2010

sloth rape

Unwanted penetration from a sloth.

I'm dashing through the grass, I'm coming to rape your ass (Sloth, about to commit Sloth Rape)

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

Sid the Sloth

someone that looks like Sid from Ice Age

"That looks like Sid the Sloth""Is it Max Benjamin?""yeah""totally"

by Chuballuu May 16, 2010

patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

by dgafjoe January 14, 2007

Spot Sloth

People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.

“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing

damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy

by ash.1219 August 15, 2017

Sloth Slap

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.

Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!

by LTG291 January 11, 2013