Single Mom Ego

Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.

"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".

by RHP4 January 4, 2011

single pringle

Someone who is single (obviously) but handles it well and doesn't freak out about their lack of bf/gf. Usually used by teenagers for relationship statuses or bios on social networks. Funnier alternative to "single and ready to mingle"

Relationship status: Imma single pringle ;p

by aabigailrose October 12, 2013

Single Eddy

A solitary pint. Can just be shortened to an 'Eddy.' Could be applied to one of anything.

Come for a beer after work Tony.

Oh go on then - but just a Single Eddy mind.

OR

"Hardly a great break from Ronnie O'Sullivan - he's only managed an Eddy!"

by Vag1 October 3, 2008

single hue

The act of being freshly single. You are way more attractive than you actually are just from being hot off that break up.

Cub is pulling mad muff from his single hue!

by NGrey5 April 19, 2018

single-serving friend

(from the movie Fight Club) A "friend" you meet once, for example on a plane, and never see again.

"Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met."

by Amanda April 20, 2004

Single Awareness Day

February 14th, basically the same as Valentine's Day. Boyfriends and girlfriends (as well as husbands and wives) are more lovey-dovey towards each other and single people are very well reminded by this that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Either way, if you're single and not loving it or single and perfectly okay with it, VALENTINE'S DAY = SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.

Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I are going to this big Valentine's Day party at his house and a bunch of other couples will be there too. You want to come?"

Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)

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Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"

Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"

(at dinner)
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"

Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"

by st_clair59 October 29, 2009

single pringle

A person who is single is named a single pringle. They are the best in original flavour, i.e. on their own.

I'm a single pringle.

by snowprincess4ever April 23, 2006