silent hater

Man, a silent hater is just one of those dudes who stop by your house and they are all like, sitting in a clawed armchair, sippin' on their drinky-drink and just straight up muggin'! I know you know what I'm talking about. They just use their silence as another way of imposing their superiority.
Dude, this brother has just been hating on our joint all night! He's a silent hater to the fullest.
by Thuggin07 July 12, 2009
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silent shooter

A man that's quiet, A man that does his talking on the basketball court, A man that blocks out all the hate, A man that Respects Everyone, A man that Prays for everyone , and a man that handles his Business.
We call him "Silent Shooter" because when he shoots it's silent.
by 23gawd December 22, 2016
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Silent but Deadly

when your fart is silent but smells like complete shit - maria yacovelli
by Sara lobsterface July 11, 2017
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Silent Bitchmode

Where one is being a bitch but 1 or less persons notices she is being a bitch; being a bitch while no one can tell you are being a bitch.
Person 1: Did you see how much Lola was being a bitch to me?
Person 2: No? She was being nice!
Person 1: Ugh she must've gone into silent bitchmode
by Believe Thy Definitions July 23, 2016
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Silent lick

It’s like a lick but silent. Instead of stealing, say, the televisions and computers out of someone’s house or, say, the money and dry cleaning out of someone’s car, you just steal a few rolls of paper towels, maybe some spoons, some pens and sticky notes, and a battery out of the back of their garage clickers. This way no one will likely ever know that you have robbed them. You get the fruits of your labor, and you also get the mental security that comes from knowing that it is likely that no one is looking for you. Additionally, it will likely provide you the satisfaction of having outwitted those you have robbed and the entire system put in place to deter and punish robbers, which is surely a testament to your own mental superiority.
Significant other: Where were you last night? You came home so late.
: I hit a lick.
S/o: Oh, no, honey! What if they find you? What will become of the kids and me?
: Don’t worry. It was a silent lick. I just took a stack of paper plates and a gallon of milk for us.
S/o: Oh…
by jordan23forever July 21, 2019
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silent reading

the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.

failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
by isaiddhss:) February 25, 2021
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silent jay

a person who doesn't like to socialise or speak out in public.
remains quiet even when spoken to.
goes about his everyday life not saying a word
don't be a silent jay, speak up!
by DESIJATT87 February 19, 2015
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