A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs
B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.
A: Nah man you were jerking off.
B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.
A: Nah man you were jerking off.
by Bigbenis6969 January 06, 2021
When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.
During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.
by Pistilos July 08, 2010
by horse-killer May 23, 2016
To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.
1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby
2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"
2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"
by Rincewind_SW July 25, 2005
i shredded the mountain all night last night
by dellro January 19, 2008
When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.
Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?
by JJ McDizzle May 29, 2010
by Reng June 12, 2008