Shared Sacrifice

Everyone give up the goods so me and my friends can have more. (Typically spoken by elected officials or upper management)

Elected Official to Constituents: "We all have to pay a little more in property taxes. It's a small shared sacrifice so we can keep teachers, firefighters, and police officers on the payroll".

Elected Official to Staff: "Pay raises for everyone, and if you need me, I'll be investigating our Sister City in the Bahamas".

by Putyourbrainon73 July 10, 2010

Shareed

(a) the act of fornicating with the intent of thrusting ones penis through a vagina until it hits their partner's skull

(b) givin a girl some "deep dick"

Guy: Ay you seen shorty at the mall? She gonna get shareed son

Guy 2: Negro please! You aint gonna hit that right! she is not down for your angry inch

by Nas80 January 11, 2008

shorted

to actively take someone of their property. Some believe it is on purpose, some don't.

was shorted (in the past)

He shorted you $10 bucks. (just now)

by NotACoolName2 January 19, 2010

penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

by bizzled May 28, 2009

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

Cock Sharter

the act of sharting on a cock during anal sex

Commonly used while raging in video games.

Becky sharted on my cock last night!, LOL cock sharter

by SHARTBALLS March 12, 2021

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

by Puce Emu August 21, 2008