sesh wizard

Sesh wizards are essentially Gods of sessions. They have progressed from passing round a single joint to taking stronger drugs such as heroin, and are always looking to rope in some unknowing people further down the sesh hierarchy into their illegal business. They are usually the leaders of the session as they are so experienced, sometimes abandoning parts of their life to further their addiction.

We don't say they're junkies, but they really are.
Person 1- Dude, there's a group of junkies taking heroin behind that dumpster!
Person 2- Don't call them that, they prefer to be called sesh wizards.
by Communizm April 4, 2017
mugGet the sesh wizardmug.

mini sesh

There is no such thing as a mini sesh, it can not be defined. How have or go home you pathetic weesles!
I like to mini sesh with panda pops and fedos
by JADE MACHIN UNO June 2, 2017
mugGet the mini seshmug.

Sesh Bois

A group of fine young men who drink cans, bucky and kiss so many girls. They are also very funny
Man 1: Dude, are you one of the sesh bois?
Sesh Boi: Yes
by SpagSupreme July 7, 2020
mugGet the Sesh Boismug.

Sunday Sesh

Short for ‘Sunday Session’, the Aussie abbreviation is ‘Sunday Sesh’. The act of getting together with mates on a Sunday to socialise and drink substantial amounts of alcohol.
1: Hey after iso you wanna come over for a Sunday sesh?

2: Bloody oath mate. I’d love a Sunday sesh!
by dontmesswithpotatoes April 18, 2020
mugGet the Sunday Seshmug.

Sesh Wife

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"
by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Sesh Wifemug.

Quick Sesh

Having a quick wank
I' m going to have a quick sesh before my mum gets back.
by Xx_FortniteG0d69_xX December 19, 2019
mugGet the Quick Seshmug.

Pink Sesh

When two or more women consume cannabis together socially.
Hey, look at the pink sesh. Wonder if we can join them.
by persephoneroe June 22, 2019
mugGet the Pink Seshmug.

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