A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com
Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!
by getfknsconned May 9, 2018
Get the Sconedmug. 
When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
Get the Rooster Sconemug. by Chocolate thunda June 21, 2017
Get the scone boxmug. by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023
Get the Scone-Grabbersmug. It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉
Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.
by JBSWMO February 15, 2025
Get the Toasted Marshmallow Sconemug. by asldkjflkadjlfkadsjfl dajliwe9 November 17, 2017
Get the scone eattingmug.