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ruaridoll

An American weeaboo who likes to produce videos of herself "singing" and videos of other such things as a fortune telling octopus. She then posts these videos on popular video sharing website YouTube. She herself looks the age of around 13-14, but that is debatable. As she sings in her videos, her forced open eyes begin to struggle to keep open as her voice struggles to reach the pitch of a dying cat. One thing notable however is the fact that she is double jointed, her video displaying such seems to be the only video worthy of paying attention to. She is a typical weeaboo because as she talks in her videos, she gives the impression that the Japanese speak as though they are shouting out to a room of more than sixty nagging wives and husbands. Her body looks so fragile and that it is nothing more than skin and bone, it is only obvious that her parents starve her so that she can achieve the type of body that they could never have. If you do encounter ruaridoll irl, please glue your ears shut and wait for a fresh breeze to blow the ruaridoll away so that you may remain sane.
Person 1: What is that awful noise? It sounds like a dying cat.

Person 2: It must be ruaridoll making another video
by XxXxViolencexXxX August 16, 2010
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rhubarb

A rhubarb is what you get when you go to a massage parlor that gives happy endings. The rhubarb part is the sexual part, the handjob after the massage.
Dude, I went to the Chinese place and got a rhubarb, it was off the hook. Really? I like going to the Russians for a good rhubarb.
by Joe L January 11, 2004
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rhubarb

A word golfers invented to describe the long grasses or other types of plant growth they shoot their ball into.
Fuck Dave! I my drive went into the fucking rhubarb!

Looks like im gonna need my wedge. I'm in that rhubarb over there.
by DeezNutz May 9, 2004
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Ruban

He is handsome muscular guy.Ge gab get girls attention really quickly. In one touch you will fall in love with him that is how romantic he is
Girl1: Oh my god look at Ruban he looks so handsome and muscular
by Smmmna October 3, 2019
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rhubarb

She cheated on you?? That's fucking rhubarb!
by julie March 4, 2004
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rubarb charlie

Someone who has a penis sticking out of their head
Girl 1: hey look at that guy sitting next to that plant over there! Ew!

Girl 2: OMG. It's a Rubarb Charlie!! Gross!
by Kadie123 July 13, 2015
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Rhubard

the verb: to Rhubard

To inconspicuously slink your way out of a group conversation by mumbling ("Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb") in pursuit of attractive people you spot whilst in conversation with the group.
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To go awol in pursuit of sex, flirtation etc
Wait where did X go? I think he just rhubarded his way over to that waiter
by Mr. A - FDC November 25, 2011
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