So one day, my friend was rolanded while coming home from school. He was stupid enough to jaywalk across the busiest intersection in town. So he got hit by a car and dislocated his shoulder. Writhing in pain, he managed to get some help from the driver and the watching bystanders. However, when the authorities came, he was fined for jaywalking and received demerit points on his licence, while the driver got off scot-free. At least he survived the day.
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