lame-rod

A person who seems to always fail due to lack of abilities or extreme weakness.
The crazy guy is such a lame-rod.
by Lijien March 27, 2012
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Blaze Rod

A Blaze Rod is a Chinese burn to the erect Penis.

- Refers to 'Minecraft' where a Blaze rod is an item Found in the Nether.
Tom: You alright man?

Alex: No, Fergus gave me an epic Blaze Rod last night.

Mickey: Duuuuuddee...
by AbsentMinded321 November 23, 2011
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Push Rod

A small, but long cylindric object used to push crack residue to end of the pipe enabling one last hit before the hunt for the next rock continues. Usually carried by the biggest fiend, but more often then not given to the rock buyer.

Ex. Small stick, car antenna, small screw driver, inside of an ink pen
Georgey is such a resourceful crack head a push rod is never far away.
by Shay Muny April 13, 2008
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ridin' the rod

fucking with the chick atop your central business district so her hot wet pussy slides up and down your super-hard cock as you, lying on your back, give a little thrust now and then...she does all the work but you and your woody have all the fun...
Hey, bro', she really digs ridin' the rod with me...she puts the buckin' into the fuckin'!
by bongoman December 12, 2007
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bot rod

An automobile that has been fixed up or 'rodded' before the person who is currently driving it purchased it.
Hey, did you see Johnny driving that cool deuce? Uh, yeah, he didn't do any of the work on it himself. It's a bot rod.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 14, 2007
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Rod Laver

Rodney George ("Rod") Laver (born August 9, 1938, in Rockhampton, Australia) is a former tennis player from Australia who was the World No. 1 player for up to 7 consecutive years. More famously, he is the only player in tennis history to have twice won all four of tennis' Grand Slam singles titles in the same year—first as an amateur in 1962, and then again as a professional in 1969. Laver is considered by many tennis fans to be the greatest player of all time.

But all this ain't shit beside the "Lavers" shoes, wich are famous for the control they have on a footbag. Theses are worned by all the freestyle footbagers out there who respect themselves.
Footbager A : Damn boy you suck today you ain't even able to pull a ripwalk!
Footbager B : Yeah I know, I forgot my lavers.
Footbager A : I love you Rod Laver.
by Sweetsweetbackbadass December 12, 2006
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God Rod

A particularly large penis.

Specifically over 8 inches.
Damn. Devin has a god rod, it sure as hell went pretty far up there.
by The tears of August 26, 2017
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