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roach

A streamer with a hat who leaves his comrades behind in a sticky situation, lies about being out of mana and lets his friends die in WoW Hardcore.
PirateSoftware is a roach and YamatosDeath is right.
by RatSoftware January 14, 2025
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Roach

A person with bad credit who is hard to get approved for a loan, usually a car or home loan.
This customer is roach and may be difficult to get approved for a loan.
We’re working with an roach customer, so approval options may be limited.
by NeonHaze January 29, 2026
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roach knight

When your significant other sees a roach in the bathroom and comes running into the bedroom pleading with you to slay the beast. You don't cower or pretend that you are sleeping, you grab a hammer or appropriate weaponry and kill it. You sir are a roach knight.
There is a roach in the bathroom can you kill it! No way, I'm no roach knight.
by LeJohn James January 3, 2018
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Roach Gigz

That dude Roach Gigz got gas, they be slappin his songs everywhere brah.
by This Is The Truth Cousin March 20, 2009
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Roach Joint

A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.
Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?

Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.

Stonerman 1: Well shit...

(10 minutes later)

Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
by pureglaucoma March 19, 2011
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Roach Float

A pool float that floats above the water so as to keep the roach from getting wet.
Johnny you better put the roach float on its float so it doent fall in the pool and get wet you high motherfucker.
by fuckinghighasshit333 July 22, 2011
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Roach Man

That one friend who is always kills the roach of a joint.
"Where's Alex The Roach Man? This joint is almost done."
by theroachman September 4, 2020
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