You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.

Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"

by ejones63 January 2, 2013

New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

reshlongulous

More absurd than either rediculous or recockulous; rediculous to the extreme

We got so high last night it was reshlongulous, Tre tried to teabag the dog.

by EllyB March 6, 2008

Remolished

After something has been demolished eg. a kitchen, it must then be remolished to be turned into a useful kitchen again.

Last night Jay got in a huge fight and spent the night in hospital. Today he was remolished using a few matchsticks and some selotape

by the_scat_man August 27, 2009

Resluttal

A rebuttal against previously slutty ways.

Man, that chick used to be so easy before her resluttal

by P3@ch November 5, 2009

Resluts

To repeat an act of promiscuity.

'Karen has only gone and slept with Nelbert again.',
'Yes, she resluts once again.'

by Big-P October 16, 2012

resoberate

The process of sobering up. Usually performed by consuming large amount of gatorade or greasy food after a long night of drinking but can be used to describe the process of coming down or returning to normal after heavy drug use.

1. Damn yo, I need some gatorade to resoberate.

2. Fuck! I shouldn't have did that line at lunch. I need to resoberate before going back to work.

by Digital Chocolate February 8, 2013