Reportard

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.

Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.

by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018

Report Hanabi

A pop culture phenomenon that involves a very popular mobile MOBA game Called Mobile Legends: Bang Bang. Hanabi is one of the 100+ playable characters ,and the worst amongst all of them. By reporting her it incentives the developers to finish her rework that is a year overdue.

Jungler: Report Hanabi for feeding!
Hanabi: 0/13/2
Fighter: *Steals the red buff*
Mage: *AFK*
Tank: *There are no tanks*

by CEO of MLBL July 17, 2022

Report.Rw.Extremists.Forever

@Report.Rw.Extremists.Forever is a series of connected multi-platform pages moderated by Derek B to combat hate speech.

Report.Rw.Extremists.Forever means business

by Jeremy Wilkz November 28, 2022

Stalker Report

When you send an text message to a persons mobile phone, your phone lets you know that the other person has recieved the text by stalker report or Delivery report

I know Sammie got my text I got a stalker report back but she/he isnt texting me back!

by dryfoot August 11, 2008

BODROV REPORTING

Analogical to "Kirov Reporting" from the RTS series Command & Conquerer: Red Alert. This is the phrase that Zeppelin (Airship) pilot when he is given a command to show his readiness for battle and infinite loyalty to the Soviet Faction. Coincidentally, the pilot's name is a Sergeant Bodrov, thus the origin of the phrase. Indeed, Bodrov will always respond with the same phrase, no matter the consequences.

You: *Selects Kirov Unit*
Bodrov: BODROV REPORTING!

by alexthechicken May 31, 2019

twitch reporter

"twitch reporter", a term coined by popular streamer and Sentinels member Animal, refers to an individual who posts unwanted information about another person in one's twitch chat

"DUDE TFUE JUST WENT LIVE BRO" , that kid is such a "twitch reporter" holy fuck somebody ban him.

by KingCloutXXL August 10, 2019

Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020