Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)
I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!
My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
by Anon09876 February 24, 2018
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Person 1: "Hey! It's too bad that you won't be able to party with us this weekend!"
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
by DrummR4GOD September 8, 2009
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Get the relaxationing mug.I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.
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by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010
Get the Relaxturbation mug.1. one who chills so hard they hustle chilling
a) weed (or other) dealers- smokes weed all day and gets to chill all day and the better they are at getting other people to come chill with them and smoke more weed the harder they hustle the chill
b) rapper- lives a life of chilling, smoking weed, perhaps gang-banging, working out, playing/watching sports and whatever else by day and then partying, doing drugs, drinking, and having sex by night, all supported by their ability to talk about this lifestyle in a musical way, which then allows for more partying, drugs, sex, and chilling
c) Jersey Shore, The Simple Life, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
e) Jack Johnson, especially in the song “Banana Pancakes,” which is all about sleeping in, making pancakes, and living like it is Saturday every day. People like the song so much that they pay him money to support his chilling and singing about it so that they can live a little piece of Jack’s chilling by listening to his song and imagining how freaking sweeeet that would be
This is different from people who just have a chill job and get to chill, as in a surfer. True relaxin pirates must be in a position in which their lifestyle of chilling is what gets them paid by attracting others to chill(be it via an album, in the case of a rapper and Jack Johnson), which goes both ways in a self-promoting fashion. Named for pirates who hustled gold, relaxin pirates hustles chilling
a) weed (or other) dealers- smokes weed all day and gets to chill all day and the better they are at getting other people to come chill with them and smoke more weed the harder they hustle the chill
b) rapper- lives a life of chilling, smoking weed, perhaps gang-banging, working out, playing/watching sports and whatever else by day and then partying, doing drugs, drinking, and having sex by night, all supported by their ability to talk about this lifestyle in a musical way, which then allows for more partying, drugs, sex, and chilling
c) Jersey Shore, The Simple Life, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
e) Jack Johnson, especially in the song “Banana Pancakes,” which is all about sleeping in, making pancakes, and living like it is Saturday every day. People like the song so much that they pay him money to support his chilling and singing about it so that they can live a little piece of Jack’s chilling by listening to his song and imagining how freaking sweeeet that would be
This is different from people who just have a chill job and get to chill, as in a surfer. True relaxin pirates must be in a position in which their lifestyle of chilling is what gets them paid by attracting others to chill(be it via an album, in the case of a rapper and Jack Johnson), which goes both ways in a self-promoting fashion. Named for pirates who hustled gold, relaxin pirates hustles chilling
Jack Johnson, "Banana Pancakes" Cant you see that its just raining/Aint no need to go outside.../Song is meant to keep ya/From doing what your supposed to/Like waking up too early/Maybe we can sleep in/Ill make you banana pancakes/Pretend like its the weekend now/And we could pretend it all the time/Lady lady love me/Cause I love to lay here lazy/We could close the curtains/Pretend like there's no world outside/And we could pretend it all the time/The telephone is singing/Ringing its too early/Don't pick it up/Just so easy/When the whole world fits inside of your arms/Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm/Wake up slow, yeah wake up slow
true relaxin pirate
true relaxin pirate
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