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by William Warney December 1, 2010
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Reets

Short for "Retarded". Used jokingly among friends to show humerus disapproval or stupidity.
That picture of you is so reets.

Screw studying for challenge and change. The whole course is reets.
by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010
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Reet

A competitive, weird but loyal friend. She will always be there for you in times of need and she always gives the best advice. She is the greatest person you will ever meet.
She's such an amazing person! She must be Reet
by ray ofsunshine July 5, 2017
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app-rehension

(noun) -- A feeling that the software will lead to a disastrous loss of privacy down the road.
"The more I think about all these apps going around, the more I am filled with app-rehension."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan on January 15, 2013
by PRwiz101 January 27, 2013
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Reet

A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.
Reet, Reet, (bobs head back and forth) reeeeeet, reeeeet
by MoneyPGaming March 23, 2017
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Reet

This is the sound a Wild Alpaca makes while searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread on Mount Everest. (Now here's the weird part.) This is also the sound I make while EATING the Wild Alpaca's EXTREMELY SALTY bread. (We are telepathic, see?) Now, when the Wild Alpaca is not searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread, it is out looking for feral jellybeans. (Which I ate too.) The Wild Alpaca has no food, because I ate all of its food. The Wild Alpaca does not have a stomach, you see, because its mother... She did not swim in Atlantis. (Backstory: Wild Alpaca mothers must swim in Atlantis 2 days before she regurgitates the child up in a pearl.) The Wild Alpaca will forever feel hungry as I continue to eat its snacks.
Alpaca: REET!
by Eater Of EXTREMELY SALTY Bread October 28, 2018
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Reetii

a word to describe a retarded person or a retarded event that had occurred.
"Joey! You reetii! You spilled my drink all over Frank!"
by Monkeypie November 30, 2006
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