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International Redmond Day

May 5th every year since 2004.
The day that an amazing person was born, and the day that his friends take the day to celebrate him and his amazing self.
Person 1: Hey man, you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah dude! It's Cinco De Mayo!
Person 1: Sure, but more importantly, it's International Redmond Day!
Person 2: Whoa bro, I almost forgot! Forget Cinco De Mayo!
by Quit It Quinn May 1, 2020
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Dennis Rodman

Dennis Rodman aka The Worm played in the NBA during the 80's and 90's. Rodman was known for his elite rebounding and defense helping the Detroit Pistons win 2 champions (during those runs beating Larry Bird, Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan), and won 3 more with the Chicago Bulls. During Rodman's time with the Pistons, the team was also known as "The Bad Boy Pistons", Rodman is a big reason for this nickname due to his rough fouls and toughness on the court. Rodman wasn't only known as a tough guy, but a crazy sick fuck, the dude complimented players' asses mid game, married himself, met with Kim Jong-Un, partied excessively in Las Vegas during playoff runs, etc. Love him or hate him, Dennis Rodman lives life to the fullest and is a 5x NBA champion.
Grant: Man Dennis Rodman is a weirdo, look at his hair, tattoos and piercings. I heard the dude complimented Alounzo Mourning's ass during a game.

Jeff: I love Rodman, he don't care what nobody thinks. The dude won 2 championships beating dudes like bird and jordan and he won 3 with jordan.

Grant: Whatever man, he's still a weirdo!

Jeff: You're no fun, the dude was diving into the crowd to save loose balls and didn't back down from anybody! Whatever man, #91/#10 for life baby!
by screammmy October 8, 2022
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Jane Redmond

The substitute friend. Always on the bench. No one stops for her to tie her shoee
I never want to be Jane Redmond her only true friend is Rachel Hayes
by caoimhe power April 17, 2023
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Beast of Redmond

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, though it can also be applied to the corporation's ethically challenged founder, Bill Gates.
Like George W. Bush, the Beast of Redmond will probably fail in its bid for world domination, if Vista is any clue.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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redLAND

A musical consortium birthed within the nurturing wombs of Tantramar Regional High School. Instruments used include: keyboards, drums, megaphones, and microwaves. The band's influences are: Logan's Run, Digby Nova Scotia, wolves howling at the moon, and Orville Redenbacher. redLand's sound has been described as a mix between "ovary lickin' porn-funk" and that of a "Cape Breton bell choir".
"Did you see that redLAND show the other night??? That shit was goldPOT!!!"

"redLAND sounds wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than taupeGROUND and brownSTAR"
by wolfpackleader69 December 15, 2011
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Smith Center Redmen

One of the most successful high school football teams ever. Because of their success Smith Center has gained national recognition several times in the past few years. Many people believe the Redmen abuse steroids and continue to perpetuate that rumor. However those people are typically whiney crybaby bitch-boys who are tired of getting beaten by the awesome fury that is the Redmen. In fact if those people spent as much time practicing, lifting weights, and studying game films as they spend making excuses and sucking each other off they might win a game every once in a while. Ironically, Smith Center's boys basketball team (made up of many football players) was for years among the worst in the league. Thereby refuting the steroids argument. Many teams accuse the Redmen of "playing dirty" and intentionally hurting opponents by "hitting too hard". But it turns out that football is a CONTACT SPORT and hitting is actually part of the game. If those teams wanted to play touch football (clothes optional) they should have formed their own pansy ass league.
Guy 1: Dude, the Smith Center Redmen only win because they're on steroids.

Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?

Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.

Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.

Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.

Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.

Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.

Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.
by MastaRoe February 6, 2010
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Redanbaucher

A monkey known as a "Suzy", that has a protruding chode.
You crazy Redanbaucher
by longranger October 30, 2003
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