optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life

damn im having a optic rectum day

by purinsimple December 6, 2006

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 18, 2004

Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy

Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 6, 2003

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.

Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.

by Alaska51 April 25, 2016

rectum rattle

when you fart uncontrollably.

eg. she did a horrible rectum rattle in the car.

by sadbutrad_104 February 3, 2018

rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014