Shots Received

Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."

Evil Friend: "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

You: "Ouch. Shots received."

by Skinn Rols February 15, 2015

Receive

To take something up the anal passage.

"I think he just received Ben!"
"ouch that must have hurt!"

by dee oh double gee April 10, 2008

scrotal recall

The sudden recollection of long past memories due to testicular blunt force trauma.

I can't stop thinking about pet rocks... and my balls hurt. Scrotal recall!

by C. More Hedgpeth May 17, 2008

Recalibrate

To change the meaning or interpretation of one's original message or statement when such message or statement has been determined to have been viewed or received unfavorably by the listener or audience to whom such message or statement has been directed.

President Obama, when reflecting on his recent statement that the Cambridge police acted "stupidly," remarked that he should "recalibrate" such a statement in light of the Professor's uncooperative behavior.

by BA from PA January 25, 2010

recanize

.see ebonics

recognise

"recanize foo'"

by Huxtable Kid May 22, 2004

rechipping

rechipping to replace or upgrade integrated circuit chips

my radio reciever died i had to take it to the shop for rechipping with a little money for repair and a working radio reciever once again

by bluebear July 9, 2022

Boner Recall

The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.

Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.

by botoitchi March 1, 2010