That guy's car is rate cool.
by aceshigh1091 March 30, 2008
The number of lost souls that could be saved per evangelistic meeting—to rescue both atheists and those who were previously under Satan’s rule from hell, prior to their embracing the Christian faith.
With the salvation of Singapore in mind, some mathematically inclined theologians are itching to divine what the salvation rate for next year’s “Celebration of Hope” event would be.
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a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.
Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.
This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.
Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months
y = -717.93 x + 8391.6
Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month
Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0
x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
Fred: and....
Chris: i have 5 months of finances
Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude
Chris: menial labor, here i come
by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010
Pronounced "Shaft", as in Samuel L. Jackson's role in the blockbuster motion picture "Shaft".
Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"
Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS
Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"
Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS
Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Athleticly built woman, effortlessly beautiful face, fantastic ass, wide hips, chest leaves something to be desired.
SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):
S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*
*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):
S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*
*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
by 3headedLeBronster May 21, 2011