American Rutter

When two men stand erect penis tip to tip and one strokes both dicks with one hand then when the the time comes. It's a n all out cum duel.

Dario: ready? Bartolo: yes. Dario: ready... Aim.... Fire! Now that's an American rutter.

by Namroab December 16, 2011

rittenhouse

To go across state lines with an illegal weapon for the purpose of murdering innocent protesters and then claiming self-defense. Only works if you're white.

A black guy tried to rittenhouse and was killed the moment he started waving a gun around. Conservative media then unanimously cried, "He shouldn't have had an illegal weapon. Blue lives matter!"

by Catty McGee November 25, 2020

rittenhouse

The nicest and most expensive part of philadelphia.

You must be a baller if you live near rittenhouse.

by dictionarydan April 21, 2006

Rittenhousing

Rittenhousing is when you're on the ground jerking off and your cellmate stands there with his hands up and you shoot your load across the room and try to hit his face but just hit him in the arm.

My best friend spent 3 years in prison for for illegal firearms possession and he spent the whole time Rittenhousing.

by SpiderMikey November 11, 2021

riter

Almost everyone in this family plays an instrument. Riters are usually annoying at family events...

"Those riters are all so wild"

by Ovalsquare March 10, 2018

bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.

Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

Dutch Rutter

When one is masturbated by another as the other individual works ones arm while the individual has their hand at their privates.

Guy grabs junk, girl grabs guy's arm and moves his arm for him. Girl is causing the motion, guy is benefiting. Almost as a sexual "Stop hitting yourself."

Hey man, you ever get with that chick the other night? Nope, she wouldn't even give me a dutch rutter.

by updownleftright March 13, 2009