Ricer

A portable device for cooking rice.

Ricers as cars?
No
Food.

by Flamer April 4, 2003

Ricer

That Plymouth Neon that circles around the mall blasting his music trying to get peoples attention only to be for sale a few weeks later cause the kid got laughed at so much. A car that is constantly neutral dropped and looks like it belongs on mars.

Look out the neon is coming in for a landing! HAHA thats so rice

All of that extra stuff on that civic makes it weigh so much more..I was in his car once and he had the pedal mashed to the floor and the stock 4 door civic with the old guy in it still passed him. Its so rice.

He gets worse gas mileage in his 4000 pound civic automatic.

by Chris April 8, 2005

Ricer

Any Asian car, with numerous asthetic modifications.
Gerenally contains numerous brand stickers, none of the parts made by the brand may be installed in the car.
The car must also not be worth the money spent on it.

Look at that guy in that civic, What a ricer.

by Banana Duck October 12, 2003

ricer

A piece of shit that looks like a pimp mobile.

American muscle could kick a ricer's ass anyday.

by Drakor October 9, 2004

Ricer

A car that appears to be fast, but can be beat in a race by a 2010 Hyundai i30.

Dude, that Volvo S40 looked fast because of the hood scoop and spoiler, but under the hood, that thing is a ricer!

by NTRthepoger July 22, 2021

Ricer

Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement
( means horrific mods done to good cars)

ricer "my honda civic has a vtec with 9000 horsepower"
me "piss off"

by car ricer June 24, 2018

ricer

A driver usually teenagers or young adult who spends NOT under the hood, but spend it on some stupid visuals to ruin the natural nature of cars. They are mostly seen riding in Imports, but sometimes you might see a riced Lamborghini or similar on the road. They also act like their civic are faster than a LaFerrari

For opposites of ricer, see tuner

I gave my brother money to buy a car. When he came back, it was a Honda Civic that looks like it was made by a child. He now says that his Civic is better than my Ferrari Geez... what a ricer.

by Lumanator November 14, 2014