rel

a word used in the pittsburgh sports chat (rel) in replacement of the forbidden word with an a in it

“blud thought he was rel leaving the greatest gc ever made”

by melonmunchingjiggaboo June 18, 2023

relatively dumb bitch

a person who may or may not be acting like a bitch relative to the person assessing said bitch.

"She is such a dumb bitch!"

"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."

"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."

by Chris Noel July 31, 2020

Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

collateral relative

Sibling, pibling, nibling, grandpibling, grandnibling, great-grandpibling, great-grandnibling, great-great-grandpibling, great-great-grandnibling, great-great-great-grandpibling, great-great-great-grandnibling, cousin, first-cousin-once-removed, first-cousin-twice-removed, first-cousin-thrice-removed, first-cousin-four-times-removed, second-cousin, second-cousin-once-removed, second-cousin-twice-removed, second-cousin-thrice-removed, third-cousin, third-cousin-once-removed, third-cousin-twice-removed, fourth-cousin, fourth-cousin-once-removed, fifth-cousin, half-sibling, half-pibling, half-nibling, half-grandpibling, half-grandnibling, half-great-grandpibling, half-great-grandnibling, half-great-great-grandpibling, half-great-great-grandnibling, half-great-great-great-grandpibling, half-great-great-great-grandnibling, half-cousin, half-first-cousin-once-removed, half-first-cousin-twice-removed, half-first-cousin-thrice-removed, half-first-cousin-four-times-removed, double-cousin, double-first-cousin-once-removed, double-first-cousin-twice-removed, double-first-cousin-thrice-removed, double-first-cousin-four-times-removed and etc.

Collateral relative.

by MONJZWY June 14, 2023

relative growth factor

When you sport a chubby after your first cousin walks in the room.

Man, i had not seen my cousin since last summer...she has tatas now....my relative growth factor was off the chart!

by Steelersfreak2 March 20, 2019

buyological relative

A mooching family-member who uses reverse-nepotism (i.e., instead of Person A's extending undeserved favors to Person B just because Person B is related to him, Person B pressures Person A to excessively favor him due to family ties) in an attempt to get you to purchase non-vital items for him.

Ethan Couch's parents were way too indulgent of him financially, and so he became a totally spoiled brat who expected ALL fellow humans to cater to his wishes, whether they were his buyological relatives or not.

by QuacksO November 15, 2020

distant-relative

1- Cousin's descendant.
2- Ascendant of second degree for up's sibling's descendant.

Distant-relative.

by Folqa July 24, 2024