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Social Pyramid

The social hierarchy of kids in school. It is typically separated into five main categories.
Popular- These are the kids made up of the good looking, athletic class of boys, and the hot, desirable, yet dramatic class of girls. These people tend to be the most outgoing in the entire school.
Semipopular- These are the kids who hover in between popular and average. They may hang out with average kids or popular kids, or other semipopular kids. They typically have their name out more than an average kid, but less than a popular kid. They are generally well liked by both popular and average people.
Average- These kids make up the majority of the school. They aren't popular nor are they despised by their peers. They typically hang out with other average kids and go about minding their own business.
Subaverage- These are kids who are socially awkward, yet aren't hated by their peers. These kids tend to be somewhat nerdy or geeky. These kids like to mind their own business, and really only converse within their own friend groups.
Hated- The annoying kids, the ugly kids, popular wannabes, "school shooter" type kids, you name it. The one thing these people have in common is that they are hated by at least 3 out of 4 of the higher levels on the social pyramid.
Where do you think you are on the social pyramid?
by Bussss May 21, 2017
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Tut's Pyramid

A sexual act in which three nude persons of either sex form a human pyramid. A fourth participant--"King Tut", generally male (or female with a strap-on)--then cartwheels into position behind the pyramid such that he or she ends up doing a head stand, penetrating the topmost member of the pyramid with the penis or dildo and fingering the bottom two members with his or her free hands.

Oftentimes a fifth participant is required to stabilize King Tut in his maneuvering.
Jim, Jackie, Jill, and Tyrone all did Tut's Pyramid this weekend. They tried to switch places as much as possible, but they didn't have a strap-on. Good thing Agnes was spotting.
by TheSassman February 7, 2008
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ownage pyramid

The ladder of ownage
Lowest: you are the bitch to who powned you
2nd step: You are shuned by who owned you
3rd step: Owner
Top: Powner
I am on top of the ownage pyramid!!!
by Larry Franks November 4, 2007
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The Great Pyramid of Giza

A sexual act; an extension of the "Eifel Tower", but greater, thus the term "Great Pyramid." Involves the female on all fours giving to the first of four men doggy-style or anal, the second a blowjob and the last two hand-jobs. The four men all hi-five to create a pyramid shape. Also, a transitive verb meaning to partake in the nominal form.
Did you hear that Kelly Eifel towered those two dudes?

You thinks she's a slut? Brenda was in a great pyramid last night with half the baseball team.
by WardUp September 7, 2005
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Push over the pyramid

When lots of people use the same outhouse every day in cold weather the crap piles up directly under the drop zone and freezes from the bottom up. If left unchecked the pile stacks higher and higher until it emerges up out of the hole as a semi free form mass resembling a big brown birthday cake complete with white rosettes and brightly colored candles. At some point someone must push it over so the universe can march forward as it is intended to do.
Dickson, those ass holes down in Accounting are starting to get out of hand. You need to go down there and "push over the pyramid." Text me when its done, I’ll be in Cabo.
by pud'n tain November 17, 2010
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Champagne Pyramid

A group of men sit naked and whacking it in a car with the windows open while a woman stands atop the car and proceeds to piss all over the roof. The men then drink the little streams of pee that drip down the window.
Mitch: The champagne pyramid at their wedding was awesome!
John: You should've seen the one on their honeymoon.
by IAmTheBatt May 20, 2010
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The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.
I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.
by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019
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