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A strong believer in whatever comes out of putin’s pie hole. Nowadays is most commonly found dead littering Ukrainian territory.
- Dmytro, what the fuck is that?
- Must be the remains of a putinoid. I’ll call sanitary services.
by r3n the Ukrainian July 23, 2022
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Bless Putin

The Russian or Communist equivalent of “Bless Trump” or “Bless Kim” in the aftermath of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. When an oft-unforgiving world is divinely commanded to bless or love their political enemy rather than curse or hate them—an almost impossible human thing to do sans the love of Christ and the obedience not to harbor ill will vis-à-vis those who have wronged, harmed, or killed others.
Guesstimate how many people today outside Russia and Crimea would obediently bless Putin rather than curse him— and his gang of murderers and mercenaries—in spite of their evil acts.
by Covido March 26, 2022
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Putin

You: "Hey did you hear what Putin said?"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
Putin
Thats How You Use It! (UP)
by Praise_Thy_Lord May 22, 2021
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putinky

Putinky is somethign really smelly
by Dan Jaques May 25, 2005
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Putin

1. The current president of the Russian Federation
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
1. Valdimir Putin was on TV today discussing Chechnya
2. "Poutain! J'ai casse ma jambe"
by Shorty Mushroomhead January 13, 2007
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Putin

Putin is a old world leader who is basically bald. Oh, and he nukes innocents.
Oh no! It's Putin, the old world leader who is bald!

Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?

Yeah, because he is too bald.

Then we need to leave!
by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A president of Russian Federation from 1999 - 2024 (written on 9.7.2020).
Believed by a large group of citizens (mostly senior) to be the savior of once corrupt and bandit operated country, he is praised as a kind and caring person who always listens to society's calls and tries his best to please everyone.

In reality though, he is nothing but a hypocritical self-centered mobster whose actions become understandable once you start paying attention to somewhere else but national television.

Everything he does is for the sake of statistics. He wants everyone to think he is a good president. His power - police and special forces, they keep citizens in fear of getting busted and tortured as they have no restrictions whatsoever. Telling them that they cannot do something is another reason for them to handcuff you and "teach you some manners". Everything told in a TV is often (by that I mean all the time) incorrect and is aimed for brainwashing naive social groups - elderly people, which are, unfortunately, the vast majority of a country.

His good friends at the political party of "United Russia" (Единая Россия) are as corrupt as this... "person".

(Sorry, I'm in too much depression and anger in order to continue, hopefully you get the idea of this text, I really appreciate you taking your time to read me rant, have a great day :) )
Granny1: "Vladimir Putin - our god!"
Granny2: "He's so handsome!"
Granny3: "I will vote for him at the election day, because... BECAUSE WHO ELSE!?"

Me: "But you're living in a poverty and he doesn't seem to really care..."

Them: "Shut up, you drug addict!" "You're too young to understand this, young man" "Did you hear that? That's western propaganda right there!"
Police Officer: "Your ID please"
by TheySeeMeHatin September 6, 2020
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