Pusstache 

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.

1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”

2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”

Pusstache by vonLegs September 24, 2025

Pussitis

When a guy acts like a huge bitch almost like he has a pussy between his legs.

Adam wont even go to the bar with the boys because his pussitis is acting up.

Pussitis by Sj9587 January 23, 2026

Pusstanka

A female with a dirty and smelly pussy

Yeah, that bitch got a pusstanka on her!

Pusstanka by AtWonkaG March 11, 2026

Pusstanka

A female with a smelly and dirty pussy

Damn, she got a Pusstanka on her!

Pusstanka by AtWonkaG March 11, 2026

Pussia

A cowardly, failed state located between Europe and Asia...

There are many great pussian in Great Pussia!
Moscva is the capital of Pussia

Pussia by Степан Андрійович March 26, 2026

PLANTAR PUSSITIS 

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

PLANTAR PUSSITIS by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019

Molotov Pussytail 

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)

“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”

Molotov Pussytail by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023