Pure Torque

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.

That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!

by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010

Pereverance

A means of being in an infinite state of awesomeness.

The friends of the bride and groom partied like their pereverance was only getting better.

by B.rad September 26, 2013

pure lethal

something that is absolutely radge

My banter is pure lethal

by Hazgshore November 14, 2016

pure dreams day

When you have good dreams that are pure during the day. Pure is for the type of dream. It will have to be a positive dream to be pure. Dreams for the pure dreams you will have. Day for the time you will have the dream. Has to be during the day.

Can be abbreviated to PDD

Teacher: "Your sleeping!"

"Sorry. I was having a Pure dreams day."

Mom: "Wake up!"

"Sorry, I had a PDD."

by RunChickenRun February 8, 2017

Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.

Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Pure shite

British/Irish colloquial term for rubbish/awful/terrible

The movie was pure shite

by Nikkdo March 5, 2018

pure cunt

Someone who is a pure cunt

You are a pure cunt

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018