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Pure cash shit 

When something either very good or hilarious occurs that you can appreciate specifically with like-minded individuals. This particularly includes people who run and also use Strava.
“You PR’d your 5k ultra marathon time? That’s some pure cash shit. Nice

per my previous email 

Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.

Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018

preventative wiz

Urinating ahead of time while your bladder is roughly 50% full or less to prevent inconvenience of having to do so at a later time with greater need.
I'm gonna take a preventative wiz before we go so I won't have to drain it while we're out.
preventative wiz by JCS Bricks August 23, 2004

pure nose 

No additions or modifications to the nose: (Nose rings, piercings etc)
I want that pure nose on my significant other. I'm not into nose rings and shit like that.
pure nose by xyunghox November 1, 2017

Pure vanilla cookie 

A way of bragging in a humorous manner about your physical appearance.
"Back in my day, we didn't need molded bodysuits. *taps at his chest* Pure...West."
- Adam West, The Simpsons
Pure West by Rankojin February 13, 2005