Puddy

Elaine's on-and-off boyfriend on the TV sitcom Seinfeld. He's a grease monkey.

Puddy said, "It feels like an Arby's night!"

by yadayadayada April 22, 2005

puddy puddy

refering to the female genitalia as a kitty kat; vagina; snatch; pikachoo

he told me my puddy puddy was the best

by j to the izzle fo shizzle March 10, 2008

Purd

A combination of Urine and Faeces, made up of the words "piss" and "turd". Purd is usually an unexpected surprise once on the lavatory and thus the word is used with an exciting or shocked tone.

Can also be used in its Adjective form "Purding/Purded"

"There is Purd Everywhere !!"

"Its a Purd Massacre in there"

"I've just done a purd"

by Maxwell "I've got a Semi" Orchant August 22, 2007

purty scale

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008

purdie

person who always goes mad when u take pictures of him

me "say cheese"
purdie "i keel you!!"

by fred January 11, 2004

pubdy

1) A session musician.
2) A fat man dancing in shorts at a wedding. His exact relationship to either the bride or groom is often unclear.

"Isn't that guy just such a greay big pubdy?"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

Puddy Tat

Done to a female, it is the equivelent of a Sack Tap. The dead finger approach is most desirable.

After getting the girl upset by giving her a Puddy Tat, he made sure to beat her up to feel like a real man.

by T- Rizzle April 26, 2005