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paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.
by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002
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Parce

Colombian way of saying Homie, Buddy, Friend
Que mas parce?
What's up Parce?
Que mas parcerito?
Pilas Parce!
by Colombianchikis December 11, 2010
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praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
Services beging following Happy hour.
by PeeBee February 18, 2004
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pure sex

Anything that is wicked good. Connotation to the positive.

Word trend started by a certain "Marie O."
Marie is pure sex.
Norman is not pure sex.
Chinese food is very pure sex.
by Marie September 8, 2004
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when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking
after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods
by david August 12, 2003
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Pure

An innocent, wholesome person, a virgin, untouched.
Example...

Girl: Louise is so pure it's endearing.
Boy: Yeah, it's sweet.
by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010
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1 Percenter

In 1947 the American Motorcycle Association (AMA) organized a motorcycle rally called the Gypsy Tour which ended up overwhelming the small town of Hollister, California. About 50 arrests were made, mostly for public intoxication, and the AMA said the trouble was caused by the one percent deviant that tarnish the repurtation of all motorcycles and motorcyclists. Outlaw motorcycle clubs then took up the name one percenters. This incident was made famous by the 1953 Marlon Brando film The Wild One.
The Hell's Angels, Bandidos, Pagans, Outlaws and Mongols Motorcycle Clubs all consider themselves to be 1 Percenters.
by barefootjacket October 30, 2008
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