Pumped

1. To have broken wind, farted or otherwise let out a Bronx Cheer e.g. "Sorry Dear, I appear to have pumped under the covers and held them over your head"

2. To have sexual intercourse with someone e.g. "Pumped some smokin' pom chick last night. Gotta love that Pony."

3. To have been beaten in a competitive environment e.g. "Playing fives with Fat Davey and Uno Ballo and ended up getting pumped by the wee downs syndrome guy and his mates"

After having pumped into the biscuit tin, Jaz's father would always offer his son's friends a hearty sniff. He would often encourage them to "breathe in deeper, it'll make the smell go away faster".

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

pumped squirts

the act in which one squirts sexual juices.

I had blue balls all week but finally pumped squirts with some grenade from havannas last night.

by youwouldntlike it November 9, 2010

Pumped Up

To be pregnant. It comes from the physical appearance of the female's stomach being "pumped up" like a balloon or another round object filled with air.
To be used in the same manner as the word "pregnant":

"She has gone and gotten herself pumped up!"
"Carla is pumped up!"
"When are you going to get pumped up?'

by Niki Yo October 4, 2010

pumped up heel

An aged slut often dressed in provocative and or revealing clothing along with open-toed high heels (with straps) a size or two too small creating instant hammertoe.

Tom's mom is a pumped up heel because she tried to grab my dong under the dinner table. She smells like poon and hairspray.

by Karine A January 19, 2014

Get it Pumped!

Instigate sexual relations forthwith, occasionally shortened to GIP. Originally started by proud fenians on the thehuddleboard.com, not by the smelly lot although they were certainly the first to use it in conjunction with members of their immediate family.

HB1: Ma missus has just farted out her snooze!
HB2: Get it pumped!

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FF1: Ma sisturs just started her dabs! Think I'm gonna get it pumped, when my da's finished with her obv!

by teh hb November 6, 2009

Pubed

When someone puts an object of someone else's down their pants.

Charlie: 'GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!'

* Bethany puts the phone down her pants*

Bethany: 'come and get it'

Charlie: 'EWWW YOU JUST PUBED MY PHONE!'

by wiggy192 May 5, 2011

pumerling

to have sex with somebody with force/animal like.

"i was pumerling the mrs in last night"

by Dicky_88 September 7, 2006