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Shit Puke

verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. Usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.
(1)My friend Clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. When we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and Shit Puke for the next 2 hours. "Let it Ride."

(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.
by Pooke May 21, 2009
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Puneet

The hottest mf in the world. He’s got more back than anyone and will make sure you will die, if you cross him. He is the KING of SINGHS. He’s the GREATEST basketball player all time, even better than LaVar Ball. He will steal yo girl in 1-2-3. IN ALL HES THE MAN, plus he hates Chintu.
PUNEETS the man yo.
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pukek

a sarawak malay slang for cunt. See also 'puki'.
Pukek berbau (Smelly cunt)
by hash January 23, 2004
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Puke-asaurus rex

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.
"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."
by Wwhitn January 22, 2008
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ball puke

In the case of the personification of the testes, this would be the forceful reverse ejection of the contents of the digestive tract.
DUDE! You totally ball puked on my girlfriend's face! NOT OK!
by 99 Problems and They All Dicks November 19, 2010
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puleeze

puleeze or puleez is a phonetical rendering of the emphasis of the central vowel sound when saying the word "please" as shorthand for the saying please mush where there is also an emphasis on the central vowel sound of "please" which saying means give/gimme me a break which usually means i am exhausted by this oft repeated attempt to convince me (whether deliberately or otherwise) to believe a lie or act on false information or is a contemptuous manner to convey that you want to the speaker to stop the con game or the nonsense or the spiel i.e. you are not buying it i.e. believing what they are saying
- Jack - The toppling of Saddam Hussein was definitely worth all the shed blood and billions spent

Jill - Puleeze Jack ! the tens of thousands killed , maimed , orphaned , displaced , billions lost to corruption, shoddy construction, out right graft etc, destruction of priceless antiquities , internecine confessional warfare that continues to this day, training and inspiring of terrorists etc in the Iraq war all to destroy a regime that had no weapons of mass destruction and was already contained , even sadistically , by sanctions means the Iraq war as a means of toppling Saddam Hussein's regime stands as one of the grossest crimes against humanity in modern history and was definitely not worth the loss of blood and treasure.
by thrustyourhandintomyside November 21, 2010
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Pocket Puke

The act of throwing up in your hand and throwing it into your pocket, usually while around a large number of people, to conceal evidence of vomiting.
Sean drank too much vodka during a concert. While everyone around him was enjoying the show, Sean had to perform a pocket puke so no one would notice. He cupped his hands to collect the vomit and then in a swift motion, swung the puke into his pocket.
by Spode Darrel July 26, 2011
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