Ear Portal

The small speaker on a telephone where the other person's voice comes out.

i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!

by TheAngryZorse October 6, 2009

Colonal Portal

A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."

Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017

Chris Portal

An Asian YouTuber who makes analysis videos on games. He's part of the beta male group called Beta Bit.

Max: Woah! Is that Chris Portal?
Pacey: Shut up retard

by maxxxz December 27, 2018

Dick Dimension Portal

Any crack, hole, or chip through a drywall surface with a diameter more that 1.5 inches(37 mm)

You gotta close that dick dimension portal in your wall.

by #s r = 2 letters April 20, 2019

portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie July 22, 2008

Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating

Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."

by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

portal 2

the best game involving potatoes

person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game

person 2: just play portal 2

by pastastraw January 27, 2022