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protest the hero

Being called emo only by those who have limited or no knowledge about modern musical genres, Protest the Hero is an incredible metal band, however, not in the traditional sense as defined by most metal head fans of bands such as Dragonforce. Nobody is required to enjoy Protest the Hero, but a little respect is the least one could offer to one of the most musically talented groups to come out of Ontario in as long as I can remember.
Dragonforce fan: "Isn't Protest the Hero emo?"

Hunter: "Well they must be if they're selling black sweatshirts - right moron?"
by Hoontar May 30, 2006
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Protastic

The art of being Pro as in professional, linked with fantastic, therefore creating protastic. Pro in protastic could also be defined as a pro versus a con.
"Dude! That water bottle catching action was protastic!"
by BethanyHannah August 17, 2008
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Protuber

Person who claims to be an expert on a topic because they watched a youtube video.
Albert is a protuber of personal finance.
by JerzBee July 15, 2014
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Protato

Protato
/prəˈtādō/

1. One who potatoes often
2. One with a PHD in the potato field
3. One who is a professional in the art of potato
He potatoes every single game, he must be a protato.
by fennlyn August 20, 2019
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protocrasher

A nickname for an exploit called protosmasher. It got it's nickname after the exploit went trough a period where it would have constant crashes, late updates and injection issues causing it to get the nickname protocrasher.
Jimmy: Hey i got protosmasher
Dave: Eww you got protocrasher you know it sucks?
by iszaar October 28, 2019
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Proto-simp

A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.

Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.

However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.

Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.

A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
Joel is a proto-simp.”
“PROTOSIMP” -William
“PROTOSIMP” -Cohl
“PROTOSIMP”-Yosiah
by memes124 February 5, 2021
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The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.
Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.
by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019
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