Procrastafeasting

Similar to procrasturbating, procrastafeasting involves eating out of boredom or as a method of wasting time to avoid doing something you either dislike, or can't be bothered with. Common among students & the unemployed.

Sarah was going to tidy her room, but she found a packet of doritos and decided on procrastafeasting instead.

by Le Wolf June 3, 2010

procrapsinate

the act of holding in shit when you really have too.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.

guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks

by procrapsinator1 August 27, 2010

procrastasearch

Definition 1: Happens an individual put off a task in order to do research about an topic that is completely irrelevant to what what they are learning in school at the time.

Definition 2: Finding ways to procrastinate.

Roommate: Hey shouldn't be studying some Organic Chemistry mechanisms for your Final Exam tomorrow?
Student: Eh, I feel doing some procrastasearch on Four Loko and how it can get you wasted real fast.

by Dextrorotatory November 7, 2010

Procraminate

The act of procrastinating for a test so much that you have to cram for all of it the night before.

Dude 1: "Hey wanna go get drunk tonight?"
Dude 2: "Nah I can't man i procraminated all last week for my big test.

Dude 1: "Sucks for you!"

by Traedis April 17, 2011

procrastafacing

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.

by blessandrespect October 22, 2011

Procrastaworkanating

The activity of focusing on anything other than the required task at hand involving work to prolong the pain of completing a painful work related task.

Aaron - "Oh man, can I Google pictures of crack whore babies? "

Michelle "WTF dude, are you Procrastaworkanating?"

Aaron "Busted, these depos and this client are ridiculious."

by imdone888 January 12, 2012

procraskyrimming

The act of wasting copious amounts of time through the game skyrim. Hence, procrastination + skyrimming = procraskyrimming. Often leads to loss of friends and social life.

Person 1: "man, i stayed up all night procraskyrimming"
Person 2: "you've got to cut down"

by icezerg February 14, 2012