fucked proper

NOUN. The sexual act of taking it the point of sheer ecstasy and jubilation; complete and utter satisfaction. Leaving one wanting for not.

Syns: break, escapement, flight, getaway,
Slang.

Man, if I am not fucked proper soon, I don't believe I can survive.

by Kimberly Ann April 13, 2006

Proper Todd

When two gentlemen stand face to face, One guy puts his hand on the other guys shoulder and place other free hand on erect member. The guy with free hands, places one hand on guys elbow and other his other hand cups the one that is wrapped around swollen penis. assistance is given until ejaculation is achieved. this is all done while both men wear top hats, other old timey cloths optional. upon completion, no words spoken, only tip of the hats and both men go about their day.

It was the birth of the Industrial Age. Steam powered locomotives rushed by in a whirl. Smokestacks pushed out plumes of blackened soot laced smoke. Threw the misty brick covered street. no words were said, a glance given, and then two dandy gentlemen engaged in a Proper Todd.

by ScumbagPoet October 19, 2017

Proper release

Lightly squeezing the tip of the penis in rapid succession with the thumb and index finger while experiencing an orgasm so the penis can experience a "proper" evacuation of the sperm and reaching the peak of the orgasm.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Getting a proper release."

by Samurai Cheezus May 3, 2009

proper-gander

proper-gander: the art of relentlessly searching for something important which has gone missing, been misplaced or the current where-about's is unknown.

"Hey has anyone seen my wallet I can't find it anywhere!"

"Are you sure you can't find it, have you had a

proper-gander?"

by Torpedo_74 December 20, 2010

Proper Dunn

To be drunk, or intoxicated. To get shot in a video game. Implies to lose.

After those pints I was proper dunn.

by Jose Pohl November 26, 2003

proper harsh

Something that is wrong, fucked up, bullshit, assinine, or any type of synonym for those words.

R: Damn son, Sendaii just owned our ass ffs
E: Yer yer it was proper harsh~

by theMarz June 28, 2006

Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021