anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.

Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.

by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013

Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.

I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.

by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013

cooch poodle

A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.

That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.

That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!

That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.

Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!

by Ofmay November 17, 2013

Panty Poodle

A curly unshaved vagina that startles the unsuspecting upon being exposed. May look like she’s smuggling a poodle in her panties out of a pet store.

June had to shave her Panty Poodle before going to the pool as not to frighten people.

by SHAWN S0L0 August 25, 2019

Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

Poodini

A pet waste removal company based out of Arizona. Poodini Pet Waste Removal is Arizona's friendly neighborhood pooper scooper!

We're having some friends over this weekend but the yard is full of dog poop. Better call Poodini!

by Poodini The Great June 27, 2017

POODBelmonte

Pood is a sped who has a very big lisp and likes to make jew jokes, he jokes about being gay with Natenukemblast and always has monkey fights over voice calls. POODBelmonte is very bad at playing RoN and loses to PVPKieran all the time! He can't use proper grammar and always does gay stuff. He drags out his words like 'makeeeee readyyyyyyyyyy.' He likes to start families with San and likes Dutch people. He likes to talk about not having a tounge.

Natenukemblast: PVP you're an idiot
PVPKieran: *mocks* PVP you're an idiot
Natenukemblast: stop being such a POODBelmote
PVPKieran: *Slams mic on desk*
POODBelmonte: AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHH

by K!eranBOP May 26, 2019