Prohap

An unlikely positive turn of events.

I know this all seems bad now but, who knows, maybe this will end up being some amazing prohap.

by MBZ & The Blankie Think Tank November 21, 2011

minor profanity

A minor profanity is the non-offensive version of a curse word.

Guy 1: Those goddamn fucking shitheads fucked up the government!
Guy 2: Whoa man, you need to use minor profanity, there are kids around.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry. Those gosh darn flipping poopyheads fouled up the government!
Guy 2: Fucking nice.

by Regis Telepooper March 17, 2016

common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

pillow profanities

When one's been frustrated, angry or let down, resulting in letting out their frustration into any soft surface, such as a pillow, cover, blanket, etc.

After being rejected at the bar using cheesy pickup lines, he went home, into his room and began using pillow profanities.

by LCBD_FB November 18, 2011

Profanity

A word meaning "good italian fans"

Pro- Good
Ity- Italian
Fan- well, fan means fan.

Also includes cuss words.

"We do not use the word Profanity in this class room." "Good Italian Fans."

by Iamtheonlyme April 2, 2012

prolapse

An interuption or pause in professionalism.

After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Profain

Profain the most gorgeous rapper to ever live! Brown haired, blue-eyed...American Dream boat!!! Great father of 2 beautiful daughters...and happily taken by some underserving hooker... :)

Girl 1: Have you heard Profain's sh*t?

Girl 2: He is SUPER talented and HAWT!! Wish he wasn't with that hooker!

by Samanthskins February 28, 2009