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One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")
Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.
by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012
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Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is the national public health agency of the United States. It is a United States federal agency, under the Department of Health and Human Services, and is headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia.
Ima call the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
by Α January 13, 2022
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Ten Percenter

A "Ten Percenter" is a frequent patron of casinos and horse/dog racing tracks who will cash your winnings

(if over the $600 taxable limit) for you, putting himself down as the winner, then paying you.

For this service, the Ten Percenter charges you 10%.

That way, you do not have to report the winnings.

This practice is illegal, but it happens. If you are
"connected", you will know who the Ten Percenters are.
Mikey: "I just won 5 g's on the 10 horse !"
Bob: "what's that after taxes ?"
Mikey: "taxes ? I'll giv it to Vin.

He's the Ten Percenter in this joint."
by baby shanks777 March 22, 2011
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Presenting Patrick

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)
Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"
by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019
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Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019
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Presentation Ejaculation

When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore
by Joeym296 June 9, 2020
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Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself
"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"
by Strange Brew October 13, 2012
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