Porridge

A term that can be used in reference to human sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018

Porridge

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!

by SamTheWisest October 26, 2018

to drop porridge

To convince others that a false statement is true. Opposite of "to drop knowledge". Origin derived from phrase of a brain turning to mush.

I wanted to drop porridge on a coworker recently, so I told him the word "gullible" isn't actually in the dictionary.

by scooter333 May 30, 2018

Sweet on the porridge

A person who has a lot of money in the pocket

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne, he is sweet on the porridge!

by Fhille June 14, 2019

Sweet on the porridge

A person who has a lot of money in the pocket.

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne. He is sweet on the porridge.

by Fhille June 15, 2019

piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.

by Trash Hair April 22, 2018

Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina

"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017