salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

by Checkmate September 27, 2015

Bulldog eating porridge

A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.

She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.

by Alanabrettlee April 12, 2023

porridge chain

Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.

I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...

by dildohandler April 25, 2016

Porridge

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!

by SamTheWisest October 26, 2018

Porridge

A term referencing to male sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018

Porridge

A term that can be used in reference to human sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018

Porridge

Not to cold, not to hot……”just right”.

“Man it’s so nice outside. It’s porridge!”

by Sweetness3446 July 2, 2022