muddy popcorn shrimp

when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.

"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"

by totalbastardguy March 4, 2010

The Popcorn is in the Bag

code for getting a girls number in your cell phone

"The Popcorn is in the bag" - person 1

"So you got her number?" - person 2

by Vasquaro June 16, 2013

non-popcornatarian

Someone who does not eat popcorn strictly because they hate that it gets stuck in their teeth.

"Man, why didn't she eat any popcorn at the movies yesterday?"
"Dude, she's a non-popcornatarian!"
"Oh"

by non-popcornatarian November 23, 2017

Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Buttered popcorn

When you fill your hand with squeezable butter then add popcorn kernels, then beat off creating friction till the popcorn pops.

Little Ricky buttered popcorn last night.

by Big juicy jay July 29, 2020

Almost dropped my popcorn

An expression of being surprised

When I heard your sister was pregnant, I almost dropped my popcorn.

by Master sage August 16, 2018

band wants popcorn

Band wants popcorn is a phrase that was made up by Jake Chamseddine and is used by the vros frequently. This phrase came from Jake Chamseddine’s addiction to popcorn and getting a ton of popcorn for each stop of the Panic! at the disco tour!

the band wants popcorn jake!!

by jakewantspopcorn May 31, 2019