Poopslam

Similar to a kookslam but browner...and heavier.

American Surfer 1: "Oh brah, that freshie sesshie at Kelly Slater's wave pool was so moving...Might have cried a bit...and definitely sharted in my boardshorts between sets."

Aussie Surfer 2: "Fuckin right! Poopslam mate! Yew!!!"

by barn k September 25, 2019

poopscopy

When you have to scoop your own poop in the Safeway bathroom in viles for a diagnostic test, scoop as much of the poop into the toilet as possible, and then throw away all the evidence. Optional: you can carry the vile through the Safeway.

Wow! That poopscopy took forever! So much scrapping! And it was hot….

by Rhodes42 September 25, 2023

runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.

Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!

by Bruh savage February 16, 2017

Booger Poops

Clear slimy diarrhea. Often seen when someone has IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

My buddy’s IBS was acting up the other daaayy.. He said he had the booger poops something awful and looked like he was shooting snot rockets right in the pot.

by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020

russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince

OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops

by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022

Oopsie Doopsie Poopsie Scoopsie

What you say when you make an oopsie so doopsie that you need a poopsie scoopsie.

I just accidentally pooped everywhere. Oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsie!

by PuncherOfTrees July 13, 2023

Poops McGoops

Someone who is constantly going to the washroom, or constantly using the washroom.

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Poops McGoops? Using the washroom of course!

by shelbatr0n June 14, 2010