Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.

"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."

by andrewbw October 16, 2008

The Poopshitters

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection

Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*

by Large Fumes February 19, 2021

poopsikins

a romantic nickname to give to your partner
also a way to show how much of as baby someone is acting

i love my poopsikins
he was crying so much, i almost feel bad for that poopsikins

by Brozzzzz69 March 5, 2009

Poopsocking

Verb. From the root, "poopsock". The practice of defecating into an article of clothing in lieu of leaving a task to use a traditional toilet. Almost exclusively used in relation to video gaming.

Similar in concept, but distinct from Shitbucket/Shit-bucketing; a derogatory term which denotes the usage of a non-clothing receptacle, and is used exclusively toward level-based online gaming.

Player 1: "Man, I need a bio break, but I can't leave the raid."
Player 2: "Same, but I've been poopsocking since the first boss."
. . . Pause. . .
Player 3: ". . .You people are disgusting."

by dicks oak November 13, 2014

poopsloth

A lazy person who uses the bathroom to get out of doing stuff

Mom: Hey, could you clean your room?
Son: I gotta go to the bathroom
Mom: Don't be a poopsloth and clean up!

by IBelieveIcanFly January 6, 2014

playing poopsum

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.

Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

by whatchootalkingboutwillis May 17, 2018

poepslaaf

Een poepslaaf (O.a Jeroen Elswijk) is meestal groot fan van Mula B, een poepslaaf wilt graag als toilet gebruikt worden, maar zal weg rennen als hij op straat word aangesproken. meestal loopt een poepslaaf ook met een bijpassend pittig poepslaaf kapseltje, zoals een poepkuif, of poep scheiding.

- Hey, wat is jeroen toch een poepslaaf.

- ja man, hij lijkt kanker erg op een poepslaaf, er staat iemand hier in z'n bek te kakken

by Clannys June 11, 2020