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Optimistic Pessimism

Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.
Optimistic pessimism is a great way to live your life, because you can't lose.

People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.
by I hate optimists April 25, 2010
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child please

F**K you
Reporter: You're Washed Up
Ocho Cinqo: Child Please
by Lacesoutrob August 12, 2009
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Pessidogs

A special kind of dog breed aged btw 5-10 who idolize a little midget from Argentina know as Pessi. They comments "pessi is the goat", "pessi>all" in different social media platforms including Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc. (Even in a unrelated post)
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.
X: Hey that kids are saying Pessi is the goat.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.
by Dracula 7 September 5, 2021
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Oh Please

Oh Please - Meaning/s - When someone doesn't believe something another is saying.
- When someone doesn't want to engage in conversation with another
Person Y 'I make 3 million pounds a year' Person Z 'Oh Please'

Person A 'Alright mate, you ok' Person B 'Oh Please'
by Ohpleasemayt March 29, 2012
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Pessidog

Pessidogs (plural)

Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.

●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.

Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.

Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
X : I found a kid commenting m(p)essi > pendu.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.
by Pessi my idol November 8, 2021
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Pleasure Cube

The greatest white rapper of our time. Notable for many songs such as Yellow Cello, Rap God, Better Yoko Ono, and Rap Sad, he has lived inside many people.Pleasure Cube, now called P Cube, is not human, he is a GOD. he has first been known to live inside Mozart but now lives inside Blake West. In his Blake West form he became the most popular kid in the school, and got tens of kids to sign his hat and become rapper themselves. among these are Slim Slimy, MC Mikey, F Cube, U Cube, C Cube, and K Cube. He died several times but came back, then finally retired for the last time with his swan song,Rap Sad. His website was taken down, but the link is wiiuforlife.wixsite.com/mysite
Pleasure Cube is the greatest rapper of our time
by TheHylian12 February 13, 2017
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pleasant plains high school

ok school, located in pleasant plains illinois. known for a bunch of snobby rich kids and hicks. a whole bunch of kids who think it's cool to juul
pleasant plains high school sucks, should've gone to shg
by ILikePie124 April 11, 2019
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