pity-jerk

Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.

I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.

by Nerdmaster July 29, 2009

Pity Player

A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.

Schwimmer, David; Schneider, ROB; GREEN, Tom

The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.

by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008

pity points

Points received on a difficult test when a student or students are not doing well in either the class or test. They are extra points given to help boost the grade on the test for the struggling student or students.

Person1: Hey what score did you get on the test?
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.

by gman570 September 17, 2013

Pity Pussy

when your down or feeling sad or hurt, and you get all types of girls trying to help you,

facebook

Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,

Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby

Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)

James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy

by BallaBrenn July 5, 2010

Pity Pancakes

When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.

Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!

by Felicific May 26, 2009

Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)

Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"

by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009

Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016