Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:
1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)
Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)
Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)
Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)
Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?
Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.
Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw
Guy2: ight
Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.
Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw
Guy2: ight
by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016
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1. unusual sensation occurring during the act of urination, characterized by the physical shiver of the back muscles, typically following periods of high physical activity.
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